My Life
Tries to impress cute girl
Goes to take out the garbage
Walks with out glasses
Lives
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CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
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Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
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the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
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so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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Wait a second…
Remember in “The God Complex ” when the Doctor looked in the room that held his greatest fear?
He looked in the room and said
“Who else?”
WHO ELSE
WHO
*crying*
omg
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i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
We do it in German too it’s okay
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sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site
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HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
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